老友记阿蓝传过来的好料，对你我花甲老头而言，的确是一针见血的论调喔！
Five
ways to confirm if we are getting old……
眼越看越远，尿越拉越近。
Reading gets further and further, peeing
gets nearer and nearer.
新事记不住，往事忘不了。
New incidents can’t remember, old incidents can’t forget.
坐着打瞌睡，躺着睡不着。
Easily dozed off while sitting, hard to
sleep lying down.
上面有想法，下面没办法。
Big head wants to do, small head refuses to
act.
以前硬着等，现在等着硬。
Previously waiting with a hard on,
presently waiting for a hard on.