Some Cantonese Joke
Attention : Read in cantonese. Exclusive For Cantonese! ^^
( 1 )
One day there is one family, the dad name lei kong sin, mum name mm gong ju. son name is lei pan.
A guy ask the dad " what’s your name?"… the dad say lei kong sin, then the guy tell first lor.
then he ask the mum the same question, the mum say mm gong ju.
then he angry already and ask the son, the son say wan lei pan.
( 2 )
One day a woman went shopping n buy a shirt wrap in plastic, then she buy milk [ means nai in cantonese ] and she was holding a dog called bobo.
A man came in see those thing the woman holding very nice, then he tear [ koyak in malay, si lan in cantonese ] the shirt, drink the milk and kick bobo.
The woman then call 999 and she says,
" yao go lam yan si lan ngo kin sam, yam ngo ge nai nai tong mai tek ngo bobo. "
Laughing My Ass OFF!!